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eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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  • Person: holy shit some asshole just stole my TV i fucking hate robbers
  • Robber: *comes back in through the window* ~HATE WON'T END HATE~ uwu
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tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

(via pizza)

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nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via pizza)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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(via faramihr)

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ryuukensu:

Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon 

(via a-study-in-gayhawks)

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ultrafacts:

nutellaflavoredmuk:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

I don’t understand a word of this

>Afghan bandits kidnapped Canadian

>Officials kidnap bandit’s family

>Officials demand bandits to release Canadian with no $

>Bandits cave in and release Canadian

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joshpeck:

drake sure has changed

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via joshpeck)

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blackrosewicth:

YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

(via pizza)

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